I Can’t Handle This

It’s been tough watching this World Series wanting the Dodgers to win it. What most of America billed as the “Best World Series Game Ever” I had to turn off in the seventh inning on Sunday because it was going to give me a heart attack. Or hemorrhoids. The Dodgers won a close game tonight 3-1 over the Astros to give us a Game 7. A motherfucking Game 7. I’ll probably have to leave work early and head home so no one will see me ugly cry when the Dodgers win it.