Overheard Conversations

Some people really need to be hit. Hard.  I overheard the following conversation in the kitchen yesterday: Dickhole: I find cooking to be quite therapeutic, but I hate the logistics of it.  Friend of Dickhole: What do you mean?  Dickhole: I hate grocery shopping. I hate pushing the cart and having to decide what I need to buy. I’d love cooking if someone could do the shopping for me.  Like I said, some people need to be smacked.