blue water, homestar runner, sarah palin and grapefruits

it’s always thought that the waters in southern california are brown and polluted, that people swim and surf in a toxic sludge that causes infertility and the growth of redundant appendages. but while hiking/jogging today, the ocean looked so colorful, so blue, so clean. sure, it doesn’t mean the water is any cleaner. a third arm may still grow from swimmers. but it sure looks purdy, don’t it? “homestar runner” might be returning which is probably the best news i’ve heard in a long time. sarah palin wants obama to be impeached. it reminds me of a joke i heard on vice’s video series “kids telling dirty joke”. what’s the difference between sarah palin’s mouth and her vagina? only 1/5 of shit that comes out of her vagina is retarded. speaking of vice, monica heisey interviewed auntie angel the sex teacher on vice. she is doing great woman doing god’s/cthulu’s/buddha’s work. give her a medal or something. if you don’t know angel, you might remember her teaching folks how to give head with the aid of a grapefruit which includes some impressive “sound effects”.