Ego Trip

In the haze of my ego trip, these are the people who also celebrated a birthday yesterday:

• Mariah Carey
• Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas
• SF Giants catcher Buster Posey
• Quentin Tarantino
• Sarah Vaughn
• Gloria Swanson
• Maria Rasputin, daughter of the famous Rasputin

This explains a whole lot about me. BTW, the spot in between my legs is not a cum stain you pervy fucks. It’s a cigarette burn. I can’t believe it’s been damn near two years since I quit smoking.