My Mom Is 60

That is probably the most incredulous statement I could ever utter. That lady pictured above is 60 years old. I emerged from her loins when she was 27 years old.

My family had a party for her on Saturday where we stuffed our gullets and drank wine. She seemed really touched especially when I told her if she gets lost in the wilderness again and we have to send helicopters and search parties that I would send her to a home. She seemed really touched by that.

No, my mom isn’t feeble. She runs marathons, loves hiking and has the usual Korean obsession with golfing. In other words, she’s fucking insane.

But she’s my mom, and I love her.