Up in Smoke

It’s really smoky around here, and it’s not 100% due to my cigarette smoke! The smoke is irritating my eyes and giving my sinuses a run for their money. But thankfully the fire itself is nowhere near me. Totally unrelated: the other night I’m getting some tacos for dinner. I’m sitting around waiting for my order when in walks this guy. He’s wearing the exact same shoes as I am: a pair of black Steve Madden sneakers! I wanted to go up to him and rip his legs off. Is that an over-reaction? I didn’t think so.