For the Boys

You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards. You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 1872 kittens. That’s fucking funny. (via jonno.com)

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