I’m Getting Older!!!!!!

Tomorrow is my cousin’s graduation. As of tomorrow, he will be out of high school and theoretically able to fend for himself. I remember changing his fucking diapers when he was little! How the fuck did this happen?!! Uy. Oh well, my consolation is this: I went to buy cigarettes and got carded. The cashier looks at my drivers license, looks at me and asks, “Are you really 24? You look 19.” Tee hee. Anyhow, it is urbanemonkey‘s birthday on Thursday so it looks like there will be a celebration on Saturday. You motherfuckers (y’all know who you are) better get your sweet asses here for frolicking and general giddiness. So there! I’m going to try and catch up on some sleep now.