Haikus on the Inexplicable and Complex Issues of Male Genitalia I love dicks Whenever I feel like shit. I really like cocks. I love dicks When they’re in front of my face I really like cocks. I love dicks When they are shoved up my ass I really like cocks. I love dicks Throbbing and spewing their milk I really like cocks. I love dicks They are icing on the cake I really like cocks. I love dicks Sucking, fucking and slapping I really like cocks. Long live dicks! I was meaning to post this last week but never got around to doing it. This is what boredom does to me.