Antonin: It’ll be good all right. It’ll be the best you’ve ever had. Trust me. John: I know what I’m into. How far are you will to go? A: I’ve gone deeper into the reaches of kink that it’s not even funny. J: Details? A: Blood, guts, San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant, MTV. Enough? J: Well… A: Look. I need to make my money somehow. If you’re from the Times, fuck off. If not, let me in and let’s go. J: How much? A: I’m fucking priceless. ATTITUDE is worth its weight in gold here. The thicker, the better. The picnic was great. It uplifted my spirits. I tried to get some of my co-workers to go with me, but the prevailing opinion was, “I’m not into that lovey-dovey shit.” So there you go. I guess I’m “lovey-dovey”.